The Republic of Surprised Jessetopia is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning raccoon population. The hard-working population of 508 million Surprised Jessetopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The Surprised Jessetopian economy, worth 21.3 trillion francs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,855 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Surprised Jessetopia's national animal is the raccoon.

Surprised Jessetopia is ranked 190,669^th in the world and 8,439^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 322.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.